In Claire’s World…
Nov 29th, 2008 Posted in In Claire's World... | no comment »Today at Tara’s BBQ party, she and Ellen suggested that I make a show about “my world”. Then, we though that maybe I could publish a book on it someday if I get enough ideas. So, I decided that I could keep track of my ideas in my new “In Claire’s World…” category on this blog.
Here’s what I have so far:
You must eat at least 2 oz. of chocolate day in order to survive. Yes, this is what happens after you order chocolate in bulk and make it routine to eat a piece every time it comes to mind. I need to make it a New Years Resolution to avoid chocolate next year.
If you RSVP to Tara’s party and don’t show up causing her to have a lot of leftover food, you must go back in the future and eat you share of the food, even if you don’t make it to her house until after it goes bad. Yes, it’s only fair that you get to eat the food that should have been yours instead of making Tara’s family stuck with it.
Christmas in America is more of an economic stimulus and credit card debt occasion than a celebration of Christ. Sad to see what a great holiday has become, but for a great portion of the population, it has become just a gift exchange tradition. Oh well, maybe the present state US economy could really use a stimulus right now, but the general prediction is that Christmas shopping expenditures this year will be lower. According to a recent Gallup pool, Americans will spend an average of $616 this holiday season, compared to $866 last year.
This year’s horrible Black Friday deals are more evidence that our economy’s sucking. The stores can’t even afford to lose a little bit of money by offering awesome Black Friday deals they had in the past. In fact, the deals in the brick and mortar stores that required waiting in line sucked so much that you could get the same prices if you just bought from online retailers. I find it hilarious that there was not a single person waiting in front of Best Buy when I took a look on my way back home from a Thanksgiving party. I didn’t even find anything worth waiting in line for this year, because nothing was that cheap today. I doubt I’m going to find anything that great on Cyber Monday either.
I have absolutely no clue what was so great of a deal at Wal-Mart that was worth trampling someone to death over. Seriously, that store needs to get a system to maintain some kind of order, so they’re not in the news every Black Friday about deaths or serious injuries. It’s absolutely ludicrous that someone trying to maintain order in the store was trampled to death.
Oh, and check out my proof that Santa isn’t real.











